These Naughty Garden Gnomes Are Relationship Goals - Rare

2022-09-03 00:20:56 By : Ms. Ivy Li

by Rare News Desk February 3, 2021, 3:57 pm 599 Views 0 Votes

It’s time to spice up your garden. And when I say spice up, I really mean sex it up. These naughty garden gnomes aren’t for everyone, but your favorite neighbors and guests are going to love them as much as you do. Your little fairies in your fairy garden might not like them, but oh well.

These figurines also might not be well-liked by your nosy neighbors and solicitors. Nothing screams “go away” like a naughty gnome mooning some unwanted guests. See which outdoor garden gnome will get those bothersome door salesmen to stay off your property!

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Couple goals for sure. The topless gnome is too funny.

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This rude garden gnome is my favorite.

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The blue bird makes it extra funny. A customer gave the garden gnome sculpture five stars and wrote, “I was so surprised at how big this was! It is adorable! I am so glad I ordered the second one for $6! I sprayed them three times with Rustolium 2x clear gloss as I do all my outside garden decorations. It keeps them looking new for years!

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Forget naked hippies, I love these bikers. Grab this collectible for only $43.99.

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That’s one way to tell some nosy neighbors to kiss your ass.

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At least he’s watering the plants?

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Me on my lunch break.

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This little guy is perfect for Oktoberfest decor.

Oh, how I miss beer gardens.

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Looks like a good time.

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